Monday , 25 May 2020

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Government Shutdown

The government shutdown has led to the polling of an all-time low approval rating of 5% for Congress.  The margin of error was plus or minus 6%.  Talks are in the works to import, the potentially necessary, 1% of hate needed in the event the rating was overstated by the full 6%. It is statistically possible everyone in the United States hates Congress and extra hate will need to be imported from foreign countries.

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CharlieCurrie

A town so small that the Christmas parade stands still and the people walk by.

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Government Shutdown over Defunding Obamacare

I would never be so presumptuous to call the U.S. government shutdown a result of the inefficacy of government or the stupidity of the members of Congress.  I would however point out the correlation of intelligence going dormant and the 17-year-lifecycle of the cicada. 

 

 

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CharlieCurrie

CharlieCurrie

A town so small that the Christmas parade stands still and the people walk by.
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